Latitude Options
The paintings, photos, thoughts and travels of a freelance artist.
Sunday, July 1, 2018
Monday, February 5, 2018
Climate Change
From a tropical sunset to frosty winter in a day. Returning home to orchid blooms on the windowsill as snow fell outside warmed the room, as if the tropics followed me home forgiving dramatic changes in latitudes.
Sunday, July 23, 2017
Theatrical Arson and Architectural Hoarding in the Hudson Valley
Kingston, New York claims a spot in history for being burned to the ground.
As the birthplace of the State of New York, Kingston became the target of British retaliation during the American Revolution.
Reenacted in a biannual extravaganza including fife and drum marching, red coats, boats and mock battles serves to remind the British that they ravaged a quaint little town in America long ago. The 2017 celebration of torching the town begins the evening of Friday the 13th in October and continues through the weekend. Payback is a riot.
Architectural Salvage
Another jaw
dropping experience in Kingston is the fabulous Zaborski Emporium. Imagine that your
garage is ten times bigger and four floors high. Fill it with items from 10,000
yard sales of centuries past.
Dismantle hundreds of older homes, then stack the
pieces ten shelves deep starting with the largest and heaviest items on the top
floor. Create a labyrinth of salvaged doors in the basement so patrons must
ardently search for an exit. Then go home and organize your garage, which will feel like fluffing pillows by comparison.
Admirable is the monumental effort to acquire
enough stuff to sink a cruise ship. It was impossible to choose one thing over another.
Some items required loving hours of restoration while many were in excellent
shape. Generations of friendly family members materialized in the maze to offer
guidance.
I asked a worker to find me before they locked the doors for the night and he assured me they call out before turning the lights off.
Zaborski Emporium is a museum of deconstructed homes. It wasn't a shopping opportunity for me the first time through, because it was overwhelming. A woman trundled passed towing a bathtub on a dolly and as I stepped out of the way (impressed by her fortitude) she said, “Everything in here is old.” I think she meant us too.
Zaborski Emporium is a museum of deconstructed homes. It wasn't a shopping opportunity for me the first time through, because it was overwhelming. A woman trundled passed towing a bathtub on a dolly and as I stepped out of the way (impressed by her fortitude) she said, “Everything in here is old.” I think she meant us too.
A whimsical
chandelier looked like a tacky plastic import, although further investigation revealed hand-crafted tin
berries. I doubt the artisan had access to plastic fruit during its creation, but the effect was comic and surprising in this century. For $450 it is sadly still
there, but I do want it. I left glad to have seen their amazing collections of chairs, lamps and
hardware hanging from the ceilings like bats, awed that so much could be
crammed into one building. I felt small in their larger than life collection
and deliriously happy.
Their prices could be considered a
service to compulsive junk collectors. Finding that one thing that you have longed
for might be worth the price. It is a mystery worth
exploring.
Zaborski Emporium
http://www.stanthejunkman.com
Zaborski Emporium
http://www.stanthejunkman.com
Saturday, May 13, 2017
Large Travel Trailer For Sale
We drove across
the country in early spring. Full of dreamy notions about seeing America’s wild
places I bought a truck and trailer. Firsts keep life exciting. In answer to my
questions about towing a mechanic advised, “Just put the hammer down and don’t
look back.” I felt confident ignoring him. Another friend didn’t want me to go
without a handgun, but I didn’t shop for weapons either.
We moved to the
Hudson Valley because property is affordable, history is apparent in the architecture
and the natural surroundings are strikingly beautiful in all seasons. Now that
I’m here people ask with a wry smile, “Why Kingston?” I wonder what
they know that I don’t. I suppose people dream about warmer
climates coming out of winter into the rain, bug and mud season. Every place
has its foibles. It is still cold.
Towing a large trailer is a memorable
experience never to repeat. The truck howled going uphill. I wore ear buds to
dampen the roar. RV parks are ugly.
My lousy turning radius limited exploration
to truck stops and pull through parking spaces. Longing for stretches of straight
level highway is as dull as wishing all coffee cups were Styrofoam. The air in Texas
and Oklahoma smelled like cows, either their crap or the wafting aroma of steak
houses. The air ripe with bovine misery. I suspected five states of no longer
providing driver’s education. Narrow construction zone cement barriers allowed
mere inches on either side of the trailer, some stretching for miles over
radically uneven pavement. In Saint Louis a drop in the road shattered a trailer
window and my head bashed the headliner.
Adrenalin loses its magic with age. Where it used to provide vigor, it
now calls for a blood pressure cuff and a nap. In Missouri a road sign announced that hitting a highway worker would result in a $10,000 fine. I’m not sure what was most offensive, the audacity of naming the price of a life on a road sign or the hideously low value placed on road workers. We passed several enormous crosses that dominated the landscape, large enough to flatten a Walmart. I launched prayers for improved highway etiquette and longevity for roadway crews.
The best sightseeing moment was spotting a roadside sculpture in Texas after replacing the phone that I dropped in a toilet in New Mexico. The original Cadillacs, buried in a field in Amarillo by two artists from San Francisco in 1974, have undergone a surprising transformation. Repainted so often they resembled the texture of tripe in vivid colors. Hundreds of spent cans littered the ground. The field and roadway nearby tagged with initials added color, but the cars held a presence not undone by anonymous contributors wielding cans.
The manly tire
store where my phone drowned in their odd little bathroom (decorated in the
pastel crafter school) shocked with contradictory merit. The best
dinner; a Peruvian inspired restaurant in Springfield, Illinois called Cuzco. Simply
amazing food. The restaurant idea and menu inspired by the owner’s trip to
Machu Picchu. Great story, murals and they served Faun a plate of shredded
chicken that made her eyes roll.
We arrived in Kingston on a sunny day. The
excitement of seeing our new place dampened somewhat after finding the ton of
junk the previous owners left behind. Mold grew on the walls and we discovered
a dirt floor in one room when we took up the carpet. Faun lightened the mood by
bolting after a large turkey treeing the bird in under a minute. She trotted
back tall and proud. Blue stone rock walls zigzag through the woods. Soggy dips
in the forest support numerous terrapin.
Abandoned quarries in the neighborhood create ponds for
lollygagging carp
Woodchucks shriek, which explains why
they are also called whistle pigs.
Moving is
stressful, although in time routine will replace the upheaval. The travel
trailer was a fine idea, only the reality sucked. I could not have known
without trying. Videos extolling the virtues of gas guzzling recreational
vehicles are made by people trying to sell them. While this might be the worst
sales pitch ever, mine is currently available.
When they said 'Let's go for a ride' I was sure they meant to Petco |
Faun’s alien encounter in New Mexico
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